Christ. Seven years of college down the drain. Might as well join the f***ing Peace Corps. Admit it, you secretly always wanted to be just like Bluto when back in school. But school's over now, or maybe just like when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor it's not over. You might not be John Belushi but you can still wear his infamous "College" shirt image. Lee, our warehouse manager whip, insists that she was just like Bluto back in school. Only thing is, she always got straight A's and hates beer. Silly girl.
